May 2013
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
addiomiamore:
castielofasgard:
Holy shit I am laughing so hard
a big joke of nature: pulpofiction: hermione... →
pulpofiction:
hermione granger the smartest witch of her age
hermione granger who in book two figured out that the thing turning kids into stone and killing other kids off was a giant fucking snake living in the secret fucking basement AND NO ONE HAD DISCOVERED IT IN A THOUSAND YEARS
…
The sky is blue and sunny: youcantcancelquidditch:... →
youcantcancelquidditch:
the assassination of franz ferdinand was actually the most hilariously botched assassination attempt of all time though like i can’t even explain to you how badly it went i mean there were six guys and the first one chickened out and the second one forgot to factor…
foodchewer:
*hides good snacks from family members*
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.”
– (via amandaonwriting)
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
fishingboatproceeds:
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you...”
– C. S. Lewis (via theselittlewondersstillremain)
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
crapuccinos:
i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
“At midnight, in the month of June,
I stand beneath the mystic moon.
An opiate...”
– Edgar A. Poe (via mycolorbook)
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
